Isn't it Funny?

Isn't it funny how nothing ever works out for me? Yeah it's so bloody hilarious I'm on the floor.
Sarcasm aside sometimes my life is just in pieces...like our roof at the current moment.

So about the roof...cause I know you don't want to hear my explode on Blogger. My dad thought it would be a brill Idea to re roof the garage before winter. So I was up there for 2 bloody hours getting off 5 layers of shingels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate roofing!

Except than I had some Pepperoni Pizza and some coke. So I'm kinda' okay again.

Speaking of Pizza I got a school fundraiser I need to sell.

Last night I was Hade's daughter! Sorry Zeus. You got booted for a night. I borrowed my sister's costume from like 2 years ago! It was an awesome costume.

And I'm sad! The end of Lost Hero stinks! And I have to wait one year until the next book comes! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


On a happier note only 27 days until the movie we've all been waiting for...HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 1!!!!
EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


Now that, that's covered. I have to go do my stupid homework for science. Honestly when will i need to know the Mechincal Advantage of a Lever in real life?
Never I tell you!!!!!
Never!!!!!

Oh and to make me happier....
*scilence for 1 hr...*

Sorry I had to leave to clean up the mess our roof made.

Anyways make me happy by going to fanfiction.net and going to the search option towards the top and type in my authors name...
Book-Mania-Girl520

Thanks!

Of Love...Lost...and well that's all I got!

Yeah...another new love story. Big *beep!* whoop isn't it?
Here's the different twist.

I no longer like Hart. End of story good bye. Instead...i fell for his best friend that I'll call...Mad Hatter.
So MH and I both go to Central Academy which is incredibly boring and all the trash so...what can you do but fall in love? Besides do homework i mean...

So at the begining of the year I HATED him. He was obnoxius little freak! (well he was actually taller than me...) And at the begining of the year he had A GIRLFRIEND!!!

Now Because that is in all caps does not mean I was upset by it. I was still upset about Hart. But anyways so than Crazy decided she didn't like MH and the broke up. Big whoop end of story. Goodbye. (giggle)

But then I got thrown into the mix. Persicly one day after...I fell in love with him!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! So i tolerated him by now...it's kinda hard not to. So we were sitting next to each other in math right? Cause all the other kids are either super nerds or freaks or girly girls (how did they even get into Central????). So i was helping him with a math problem...and I looked into his eyes.
Big Mistake.

They were the most gorgeous shade of green hazel i have ever seen! (not that i've seen many!) and they instantly made my (not) boyfriends regular brown eyes seem dull and uninviting. They took my breath away! I couldn't breathe for like 5 minutes! Then you know i thought "wait this is crazy! It's MH! you don't like him! bad Sabrina!!!" I needed someone/something to blame so I...uh blamed it on my womanly gift...(cue snickers from Tarkaneea)

Worst mistake of my life! Now I can't control my self and I am such a wimp when it comes to breaking hearts...that i can't break up with my boyfriend! (not!

My Problems...

1. We'll call him Dumb. Dumb is too dumb to see what I'm trying to say.
2. MH can't or won't notice me! he's oblivous!!!!

UGH!!!!!

So really if I want a sound track of my life...the first song would be Til' I Forget About You by Big Time Rush...

Here's the Offical Music Video! www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPTfGmEn-IY

Any ideas?

Warning! This is a forced blog post!

Yes

I am under hostage!

I am writing this with my captor over looking it.

I must not tell you where i am...

I could die

Just Kidding! You didn't think I was serious (Sirius Black!) did you now? No TArkenna just threatened to kill me if i didn't update soon.

sorry if you called the cops

or wet your pants.

Apoligizes all around! Anyways I wrote a second Stanza for this Poem But I'll do the original one first.

I say Harry Potter

You say Vampires

I say Wizards

You say Jacob Black

I say Sirius Black! :D

You say Team Edward

I say Team Potter

You say Robert Pattison

I'll say is Cedric Diggor

You think Bella and Edward are the perfect Dream Couple?

I know that's Harry and Ginny

You say EDWARD SPARKLES!

I laugh at how childish you are.

You say Edward

I say Harry Potter now SHUT UP!!

That was the first stanza. Here is mine:

I say Hogwarts

You say Forks

I say Wizards

You say Vamps

I say Witches

YOu say Werewolves

I laugh at you--REmus Lupin is the only true werewolf!

You scowl and say Jacob Black is hot

I laough again--he's obvioulsy the love child of Remus and Sirius

You look disgusted

I laugh in you face

You say Blood

I say Butterbeer

You say Sparkles

I say I can make those with my wand

You say Rennesmee

I say the Boy-Who-Lived

YOu say TWilight

I say Harry Potter now

SHUT UP!!!