Isn't it Funny?

Isn't it funny how nothing ever works out for me? Yeah it's so bloody hilarious I'm on the floor.
Sarcasm aside sometimes my life is just in pieces...like our roof at the current moment.

So about the roof...cause I know you don't want to hear my explode on Blogger. My dad thought it would be a brill Idea to re roof the garage before winter. So I was up there for 2 bloody hours getting off 5 layers of shingels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate roofing!

Except than I had some Pepperoni Pizza and some coke. So I'm kinda' okay again.

Speaking of Pizza I got a school fundraiser I need to sell.

Last night I was Hade's daughter! Sorry Zeus. You got booted for a night. I borrowed my sister's costume from like 2 years ago! It was an awesome costume.

And I'm sad! The end of Lost Hero stinks! And I have to wait one year until the next book comes! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


On a happier note only 27 days until the movie we've all been waiting for...HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 1!!!!
EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


Now that, that's covered. I have to go do my stupid homework for science. Honestly when will i need to know the Mechincal Advantage of a Lever in real life?
Never I tell you!!!!!
Never!!!!!

Oh and to make me happier....
*scilence for 1 hr...*

Sorry I had to leave to clean up the mess our roof made.

Anyways make me happy by going to fanfiction.net and going to the search option towards the top and type in my authors name...
Book-Mania-Girl520

Thanks!

Of Love...Lost...and well that's all I got!

Yeah...another new love story. Big *beep!* whoop isn't it?
Here's the different twist.

I no longer like Hart. End of story good bye. Instead...i fell for his best friend that I'll call...Mad Hatter.
So MH and I both go to Central Academy which is incredibly boring and all the trash so...what can you do but fall in love? Besides do homework i mean...

So at the begining of the year I HATED him. He was obnoxius little freak! (well he was actually taller than me...) And at the begining of the year he had A GIRLFRIEND!!!

Now Because that is in all caps does not mean I was upset by it. I was still upset about Hart. But anyways so than Crazy decided she didn't like MH and the broke up. Big whoop end of story. Goodbye. (giggle)

But then I got thrown into the mix. Persicly one day after...I fell in love with him!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! So i tolerated him by now...it's kinda hard not to. So we were sitting next to each other in math right? Cause all the other kids are either super nerds or freaks or girly girls (how did they even get into Central????). So i was helping him with a math problem...and I looked into his eyes.
Big Mistake.

They were the most gorgeous shade of green hazel i have ever seen! (not that i've seen many!) and they instantly made my (not) boyfriends regular brown eyes seem dull and uninviting. They took my breath away! I couldn't breathe for like 5 minutes! Then you know i thought "wait this is crazy! It's MH! you don't like him! bad Sabrina!!!" I needed someone/something to blame so I...uh blamed it on my womanly gift...(cue snickers from Tarkaneea)

Worst mistake of my life! Now I can't control my self and I am such a wimp when it comes to breaking hearts...that i can't break up with my boyfriend! (not!

My Problems...

1. We'll call him Dumb. Dumb is too dumb to see what I'm trying to say.
2. MH can't or won't notice me! he's oblivous!!!!

UGH!!!!!

So really if I want a sound track of my life...the first song would be Til' I Forget About You by Big Time Rush...

Here's the Offical Music Video! www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPTfGmEn-IY

Any ideas?

Warning! This is a forced blog post!

Yes

I am under hostage!

I am writing this with my captor over looking it.

I must not tell you where i am...

I could die

Just Kidding! You didn't think I was serious (Sirius Black!) did you now? No TArkenna just threatened to kill me if i didn't update soon.

sorry if you called the cops

or wet your pants.

Apoligizes all around! Anyways I wrote a second Stanza for this Poem But I'll do the original one first.

I say Harry Potter

You say Vampires

I say Wizards

You say Jacob Black

I say Sirius Black! :D

You say Team Edward

I say Team Potter

You say Robert Pattison

I'll say is Cedric Diggor

You think Bella and Edward are the perfect Dream Couple?

I know that's Harry and Ginny

You say EDWARD SPARKLES!

I laugh at how childish you are.

You say Edward

I say Harry Potter now SHUT UP!!

That was the first stanza. Here is mine:

I say Hogwarts

You say Forks

I say Wizards

You say Vamps

I say Witches

YOu say Werewolves

I laugh at you--REmus Lupin is the only true werewolf!

You scowl and say Jacob Black is hot

I laough again--he's obvioulsy the love child of Remus and Sirius

You look disgusted

I laugh in you face

You say Blood

I say Butterbeer

You say Sparkles

I say I can make those with my wand

You say Rennesmee

I say the Boy-Who-Lived

YOu say TWilight

I say Harry Potter now

SHUT UP!!!

Not doing anything is what I do best...

Not doing anything at all is what me (Brina) does best. I don't want to do this government crap or do my English essay. And to top it all off i have to paint!!!
What ever happened to grabbing an ice cold Sunkist, leaning out in the sun and chillin. Well it ain't happen no more! (pardon my grammer) Plus with all this junk I'm doing i don't have free time to work on my story! And my computer deleted my almost done thing and it won't recover!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so ticked off right now. And no i do not have PMS though if the person i like *not hart* doesn't shape up....you will discover that a blonde can get angry like a red head. So....

Until then!
Oh wait....
I get to eat lunch in 5 mins! Yay! I'm sick of government! yay!
So....i wonder what i am having....

GTG Mrs. Lantz is talking again........................

I miss you lazing around...I miss you a lot!!!

Illegal Citizenship?

(This was an essay I had to do....)
Some would say it's unjust and unamerican to deny citizenship. to childern of illegal ailens. Some would say it's just what they deserve. What do you say?
I say it is unamerican to deny citizenship...why? If we deny just one baby citizenship, it could lead to an avalance of faceless, generations jsut becasue they couldn't prove if their parents were citizens. If we take something out on the childern that they have no control over, we are turning into an evil nation. America has always prided her self on her freedom, and rights. Other countries don't have that! IF you heard America had a better opportunity for you child then your home country wouldn't you go? For you--for you child?
In the big picture you might say America are selfish, greedy, evil people. Many more would say that if we pass this bill. Re-writing the 14th admendment? If these laws had been fine in the past why not now?
Back before Barack Obama won the 2008 election, there was one republican nominee that wanted to build a wall between America and Mexico. Lately Arizona passed a law, that said the police had the right to check your papers.
What is America coming to? Is this the way we want to be viewed? Do we not trust in God at all? Our pledge, our coins, our existince, God is in it all! God made all people! Is God not right anymore? Are, our fore-fathers? In the consitution our fore-fathers said all men were created equal~
EVERYBODY!!
Not just white men! It is our American duty to reach out to others! To help, to heal. We've done it before! Why can't we do it now?
Childern deserve the right for a better life. So do their mother's and father's.
I SAY WE GIVE THEM A CHANCE?
We are disfrachising innocent people, because they are different!
VOTE NO FOR THIS BILL!

I got an A on it BTW. I'll update tomorow during gov. Until then!

TTYL!

Government!

I'm not doing my work again. Oops! Sorry about that teacher. I have a good reason...
I'M BORED!!!

Honestly i did most of this at home! Cause I'm a smart little cookie! Speaking of cookies i brought some for lunch! yum! :)

Andrea is talking to me so I'm multitasking. Doesn't work well for blondes. I'm excited thou. Guess why???

LOST HERO COMES OUT OCT. 12!!! Yay!!

That's all for now because I kinda need to talk to my friends....LOL
TArkaneea i know you are reading this.....


Oh I forgot!
This guy almost got stabbed to death with a screw driver! ON that note i am leaving. Bye!!!

Government...

I have to do a stupid project for government. I'm wasting time now. Quite fun.
It's about Citizenship. Tarkaneea knows what I'm talking about! :)

Teacher's talking...boring. Quite boring. The real purpose of this blog post is to tell you to go to my new site: http://i-solemnly-swear-i-am-up-to-no-good.webs.com
Have fun going there!!!

And...um...

That is so unfair! and Tissues are my new best friend!

Well I currently hate my Bari friend! So I was all excited cause I get to go to Colorado with my Grandma, sister, and dad and then she went and told me the news! The dreaded news!That's so unfair I could scream! Now I know what you are thinking: 'the fair's in August!' or 'stop being dramatic!' Well let's face it I am a wonderful drama queen. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Off topic! Sorry! Where were we? Oh yes the completly and utterly unfair news. Here is my disclaimer for what I am about to say!
Disclaimer: The news you are about to hear, Harry Potter fans is completly tragic!
Okay I did that!
So now here is the news...*insert evil music in backround!*
Miss. Bari gets
to
go
to
Flordia!
And I can probably guess you are all being disapointed for the lack of adventure and stuff well it get's worse. Let me help you.
Okay what's in Flordia? Orlando
What's in Orlando? Disney World
And Finally what's in Disney World? The newly finished Harry Potter world!
And She gets to go see it! And I have to wait until I have like 1,000 so I can buy a plane ticket! Booooooooooooooo-hooooooooooooooooooo
I am crying hysterically as i type.
I need a Tissue!
WEll as you can see Tissues are my new best friend...Wait! Hold the press! I forgot something! While Bari is in Florida after going to Colorado we are driving back through South Dakota...And My favorite Band teacher who moved away lives in Sioux Falls and I get to go see him! YAY!!!!
Okay
Well I will start again. Tissues are my new best friend! Why?
Well I am "crying" about Bari getting to go see the magical World of Harry Potter! *sniff sniff*, but my allergies are acting up! I have to blow my nose like every 2 seconds! And to make it worse my nose feels 10x bigger and the heat doesn't help at all! Ugh! And my stupid parents won't turn on the air conditioning so when we open the windows all of the pollen stuff comes pouring in and goes right up my nose.
Well
I think
That is
all for
now! Type
you later,
Miserable TBF(tissues' best friend!

oh
P.S. Tarkaneea I just wanted to apoligize for booting out your spot for best friend. It was not at all cool and this TBF realtionship should be over soon! :)

Summer Band Camp!

Well okay I know I haven't updated a lot. In my defense I have been extremely busy. I'm only doing it now because I am bored out of skull. No offense to all my followers and yes Tarkaneea I will try and update sooner.
So anyways I don't think I am in Love <3 with Hart anymore. I don't think...I'm not sure.
That's beside the point. Starting Yesterday Band Camp started yay! It goes until July 2nd and the concert is July 1st so Tarkaneea you better be there! Besides all that I tied to get into Advanced Band which is the highest group...and guess what I didn't make it!
JK! Gotcha! I actaully got 8th chair (even though it's the last...)! Yay! For me! Let's see my Bari-Saxing friend got into Advanced too! Except she's behind Vockings! Boooooooooooo! I'm so sorry Bari! The music is like so hard though! I knew it would be so I am not suprised but still it's a shocker. I think the band is coming along quite nicely! Oh and guess what? Chicken butt! Just kidding but I'm being serious now...Guacomle got 7th...In Intermediate! How funny is that! She started to cry and I didn't even feel bad for her! *insert evil laugh* I'm so good, I'm bad! Even Buttwacker got better than her! So she is like a dead trumpet!
So
Um................What else is new?
Let's see
um.................
OH My darling (sarcasm) sister get's her braces tomorow! I will laugh at her pain. Not really I'm too nice for that! :) Or am I....! She won't be able to eat tons of stuff! Plus her braces cost over 7,000 $! Yikes! Not my problem! I have to go now because I have nothing else to say!
Ciao!

Who Loves Math...Cause I bite my thumb at you

Hey my peeps from Love land.
Yes as you guessed it I'm elated...you know why?????
Because i'm finished with the stupid mathhomwork my stupid Math teacher Mr. McFarty (or McCarty but he farted in the middle of yesterday's class....another story!) Anyways so he farted and it was bloody hilarious. He didn't even say excuse me though. Then yesterday he made me hold one of his shirts. Where???? At his house!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!! I almost burned my hands because I had to hold a nasty Hawkeye shirt of his. Then I had to hold his pants.........not a good thing to do. It was for combinations in math of which my stupid homework ws was over. It was supposed to be easy...not so much. What happened was that i had to go record for summer band (YEAH!!!!) on my awesome slightly dented flute. So anyways i couldn't be there for this ws that was a quiz and then he gave everyone else the answers. :( I also have to make up a test too. Boo-hoo. I hate his bloody *** pardon my language. So yeah um...... i had my sister do it for me since i was like panicing.

On a weirder note. I'm in denial...for three lonely reasons. One, is that one of my bff's won't email me back because she isn't online and i need to go over to her house to finish a paper. (cough cough Stina) Two is that Hart still hasn't noticed me. Honestly the whole bloody school could be in love with him and he choses Guacomle. Oh and complements to my most awesomest bffsk (Tarkenna) who talked about stupid green Guacomle. But if you ask my mother you'd get the idea that i am green with envy. Which i am not......i guess. Sigh. Hart needs to hurry up and dump her and get with me. So any painful gorry ideas on how to kill Guacomle???? None---you people disapoint me so much! :( The third reason is that my most awesomest bbfsk (Tarkenna) has my fav taylor swift CD. So i can't annoy my sister anymore!!!! Grrrrrrr Hurry up Tark! :)

Let's see what else......? Oh wait i got my lamp back yesterday. Yay! I got a B on it which made me sad, but everyone loved my cow. Go Go Daisy!!!! And in my defence for the name i got her when i was liike 6 or 7. She's from Kentucky!!!!!!!!! A country cow. Hmmmmmm that sounds like a band.

No Taylor Swift for now, even though i have her other CD....i'm gonna' go put that in. *2 mins. later* Ahhhh much better. Taylor Swift rocks!!!!! I just was listening to Rascal Flatts who i like also.

Oh you know what makes me mad? No one has read Romeo and Juliet! It's a classic. Anyways there is this very insulting insult in there called I bite my thumb at you!!! Look it up to see what i mean.
Until
Next
Week
My
Little
Minions *evil laughter*

and yes Tark i know i'm crazy. Ha got there before u. Crap she chucking stuff at me. Run Run for the fear of the evil and awesome Tarkenna. And i spelled that wrong. Oh well.

Bye!!!!

I'm crushed because my Fairy tale's ruined, and the real story

I'm crushed.

i walked into the band room today after school and you know what i saw? Hart (aka my crush) and Guacomle (his recently made girlfriend) making goo-goo eyes at each other. And when i said hi to Hart he ignored me.

I'm crushed.

The song i'm listening too describes this situation.

Should've said No by Taylor Swift

It was one chance it was moment of weakness

and you said yes.

You should've said no , Should've gone home

YOu should've thought twice before you let it all go....and gone to me

Is she worth it? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Guacomle is a complte ***hole
I hate her and worse off Seth has been my crush for the last 2 months
and only 4 select people know

Now don't go logging off my blog because you think it's worthless.
NO here's the real story including juicy little secerts about Guacomle.

The real Story: By Sabrina

We walk into lunch like any normal day. I walk into the lunch line to grab a chessebuger because it was either that or a hotdog. Yuck! Anyways so we got to sit down at our table, and i start to multi task. One half of my brain is occupied with my crush (Hart) while the other is with my friends. Then Wiener has to go and shout to the world that Guacomle likes Hart and then suddenly their boy friend and girlfriend. My crush with the jerk of all jerks. My best friend *cough cough* knew about it and so did my other best friend and they tried to make me feel better by saying they won't be together long. Yeah right Guacomle can hang on like an Octopus. Anyways Guacomle yelled at Weiner for yelling out to the whole world about who she likes. Why? I mean she got my excuse me the guy right? Well anyways i am crushed plus with the whole band incident i mean who wouldn't be. To add to my pain I crushed on him in elemantry too but apparently I'm just a friend. Or a very annoying person who he happens to know.
He's clueless too! When i tried to drop him a hint that she'll break his heart no one belived me. They just laughed and said good joke Sabrina. so know i'm literally crying. What can i say
my
heart
just
broke.

Despite this i can't stop thinking about him. I want Hart to be mine! He holds my heart not Guacomle's. Anyways here's a juicy little sercert about my dear jerk friend Guacomle----she was caught making out with her previous boyfriend Rice when they were still going out. She got grounded for like 2 months. I overheard her talking in the bathroom. Way to hide a dirty little secert in Guacomle.

So i was wondering if you kindly people could respond to my cry and give me what i want-revenge. If people at my school didn't know yet his last two girlfriends almost died. And no one suspected me. So watch out.

That's the real story.
You know i kinda' feel like James Potter
when Lily Evans kept rejecting him. My heart is broke.

And what hurts the most is that he...he has kissed me once (1st grade or 2nd) and he has almost kissed me like 3 times. My heart leaps for joy but soul is still in Hades. So anyways i'm listening to a new song now

What Hurts the Most by Rascal Flatts

And what hurts the most is being so close
Not knowin' what to say
watchin' as you walk away
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Help me please
I'm crushed

sorry for the long blog
:(

Part 2 of What the fudge is an Indigo bunting and will i get detention if i kill a teacher?

Part 2 of the epic adventures of Plant Man!!! (waits for applause...none) tough crowd. Anyways an Indigo bunting is a stupid little bird from the oak savvanah that i have to research for this stupid science thing. Don't tell my teacher!!! Speaking of teacher's....


I hate Mr. Mc Carty
he's a old stupid beeper from beeperville.
he needs to die!
He made me redo 2 quizes both of which i already did. Who says that is fair? Plus I Got the same answers on the stupid quizes as one of my best friends... and she got an A. He like totally and completely hates me.

Sigh
oh well
I have only have 2 teachers hate me...Him (his stupid name, doesn't get mentioned anymore) and Mrs. Rothmeyer. She was my fifth grade art teacher. UM... well see i made my friend Tarkenna mad and then she stuck my hand in purple paint... and i almost got detenion and so to wrap it up Mrs. R hated me and Loved Tarkenna. I HATE YOU TARKENNA!!! Hey i'm just kidding.... don't wave a knife in my face... ARMADILLO ARMADILLO!!! Okay she'd gone... for now. I can't say anything else about her because unfortuanuly she reads this blog. Um.... My birhtday is in 2 days! I will finally be 13!!! *jumps up and down* I have been 12 for like ever. All my friends except for one is already 13. Wahhhhhhhhhh

Okay so Tarkenna (hi agian :) made up this game thing... i guess. She thinks of all the problems in the world and that's our new nickname. Apparently i cause world hunger... and i'm not even fat!! Humph. She causes low literary rate and one of our other friends causes global warming. Here are so off the other things she used.
Global Warming
World Hunger
Low Literay rate
High mortatilly
Infant mortallity
and other weird stuff.

Hey did you know that in New york they have a Cupcake man?
It's like an ice cream man except he sells cupcakes on the streets it's cool. Except i am stuck in Iowa! Wahhhhhhh

Ta Ta

What the Fudge is an Indigo Bunting and Will i get detention if i kill a teacher

What the fudge is an Indigo Bunting? Wait.... ok it's a bird. Couldn't they just say that? Gosh these scientific peeps drive me crazy. Okay apparently the male is blue and the female brown. Oh wait... here's an interesting fact. Males do not help with chicks in any way. Hmmm sounds like my boy friend. JK :)

Anyways I will continue this later cause i only have one minute left in class.

ta ta until tonight
blondie

Science

I am so totally and radically bored. I have nothing to do, since i am done in science. We did a weird worksheet on the great plant escape. But no plants escaped! i was mad, and sad because it's so stupid. I can't wait until central next year. It will be bliss compared to this. 2 of my best friends are in my class. They are slow and still working. Work FASTER!!! They are used to my demands. They are ignoring me. Humph
crap teacher's coming bye!

I'm bored!!! and My favorites

Grr! I am so bored. Noting exciting ever happens! I am so mad at the world! It could throw a twist in it every now and then but nooooooooo it has to be boring! School's boring, home's boring, family's boring, blogging is sort of boring so it's my last resort! I need to go somewhere new! I so need to get out of this hellhole we call Iowa!! I hate it here!!!!!!!!!

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Okay now i am embarresed. I didn't mean to blow up. But as most of my best friends have said,

You (Sabrina) may be a blonde, but you have a temper worthy of a red heads.

So now that,that sticky subjuct is cleared up, i have question for you. Have any of you awesome followers read fanfiction? it is one of the best forms of writing. If you haven' been on in 30 days get on now! Or face my evil wrath! *laughs evilly as all people shrink away* Um....... Now what...

Oh yeah i remeber i am so close to being done with my napkin holder. My BFFSK (Best friends forever since Kindergarton) is almost finished too. It's all great fun, and we get to start our lamps too. Now i am bored... agian. Oh wait i'll tell you my favorite things! Okay here we go... (hold on tight)

And now ladies and gentlemen i introduce Sabrina's favorite things!

These are a few of my Favorite Things
Book: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
T.V. Show: Castle
Food: Green Beans (i know i'm weird duh!)
Color: Yellow
Sport: Basketball
Subject: Reading/Launage Arts
Animal:Cow
Band:Superchick or Casting Crowns
Song: Hero (as of right now) by Superchick
Singer (male and female) Mark Willis and Hannah Montana (i don't like her just her songs)
Job: Vetraniran
Place: beaches
Title: Drama Queen
Past time: Reading, Fanfictioning (is that a word?) chatting with friends, emailing
Thing in the world:Animals!!! (Books are a close Second)

I think that's it... I'd go on and on and on, but if you get bored, well then i feel bad. Espically if you start to sleep walk and jump off a cliff. And succseed in killing your self (unlike Bella)
So yeah
um... signing off???